It sends me 4-6 pages per day about whether or not there's lightning in the county and I can't figure out how to unsubscribe from that. But when Amy pages me three times to meet her and Ginnie for lunch, it doesn't deliver a single one. So Ginnie started crying because daddy wasn't there, and when I finally call to see what the holdup is, Amy's totally stressed out. Now I'm back from a lunch where Amy and I didn't even look at each other and I didn't get to eat, and I have this flipping awesome pager that only delivers me pages I'm not interested in.

Awesome.