This is a clever magic trick. This paragraph should be filled with suspenseful leadup to waste your time and get you TOTALLY PUMPED for this AWESOME MAGIC TRICK that was created by some famous and/or mystical person and now it's coming directly to you on the Internets! Can you believe it!
Pick a card. Stare at it long enough to memorize what card you've picked, try to burn it into you mind. Don't worry, take your time, I'll wait.
When you've memorized your card, you may proceed to the next page.
Do you remember your card? I'm going to yak at you for a little while to make you spend some time doing something other than focusing on those cards. This is called redirection and it's a fundamental part of most magic tricks. The fact that it works even in a web page says more about humanity than you in particular, so don't feel bad.
Ready to have you mind blown? Let's go!
I have removed your card from the hand!
Did it work?
Neale Pickett <email@example.com>